Paradox Festival

Paradox Festival: Four Days of Madness in Muncaster

Listen up, you beautiful misfits. You’re about to enter Paradox Festival: a four-day extravaganza of music, mayhem, and Muncaster magic that’s less “quaint Lake District retreat” and more “the castle has officially lost control of its guests.” This isn’t a festival for the faint of heart—or for people who value sleep.

For four glorious days, we’re taking over the historic halls and sprawling grounds of Muncaster Castle, filling them with beats, booze, and a boatload of bad decisions. Expect medieval grandeur clashing with modern chaos in the most delightfully ridiculous way possible. Got a tiara? Bring it. Got glitter? Wear it. Got inhibitions? Leave them at the gate.

What’s on the Menu?

• A Soundtrack for Your Shenanigans

From indie bangers to thundering basslines, Paradox is bringing a lineup that’ll make you dance like you’re possessed. Bands, DJs, and maybe even a rogue…